As a gay man, in Los Angeles, I am surrounded by beautiful women that I'm not attracted to. While I cannot offer them a night of romance, I can help answer the question that I frequently get asked, "Does the guy I'm dating seem gay to you?" Here are 4 helpful hints.
1. Watches Once Upon a Time on ABC.
Alright, I hate to stand by those stereotypes but THIS one is a dead giveaway that your future husband is a lonely gay man. It takes a special kind of gay man to appreciate a show with a super villain team that includes Maleficint, Cruella Deville and Ursula (or as I like to call them "Busted Wilson Phillips").
2. Has Sex with Men
Ladies, LADIES! When your man is having sex with other men, it is a red flag that they could be gay. Its time to break out your confrontation pants and ask him, "When you're having sex with men, are you thinking about me?" If the answer is "no," it is time to move on.
3. Buys Home in Palm Springs with Gay Lover
Okay, hear me out. I get it, it is common in our society for women to think, "My man works hard, he deserves to have anal sex on the fly in his new mid-century modern, five room residence Palm Springs home with his El Salvadorian male lover," but be warned, this could be a gateway into a gay life. Girl, don't get left behind!
4. Wears Skin of Dead Ladies While Flirting With Men
If he's wearing the dead skin of another woman it is time to GET OUT! Honey. HONEY! Don't be afraid to read between the lines. Traditionally when men are wearing the skin of dead ladies they are exploring a more feminine side, and thats A-ok! But when they're flirting with men IN the dead ladies' skin they're crossing a very thin line.
Now for some more helpful hints check out Sofia Gonzalez tackle these challenges and more in her new web series, "We Need to Talk."