When I was 23, I drove my parents' beat-up turquoise van to all 48 contiguous United States. Don't ask.
If I learned one thing, it's that America has a lot of crazy/hilarious/accidentally dirty signs (I'll let you decide which is which). I can't in good conscience promise that each of following is the best sign from each state... but it's probably in the running.
And no, I didn't take all these; I took some of them, but I Can Has Cheezburger? and BaconBabble deserve credit for some of the others.
One letter makes all the difference...
I promise, not all these are dirty...
...OK, one more.
Brown is a color.
Fake, but I couldn't resist.
And church.
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Sadly, the most exciting thing I was in all of Iowa.
But less fortunate guys can apply too.
Algonquin for "Long-ass sign"
Everyone else pays full price, I guess.
Signs of the much-ignored Montana/North Dakota feud.
Not so much.
Not there! Anywhere but there!
Chief competitor to "Fuel N Feed" and "Guzzle N Blow".
A little bit sexist... and little bit racist... Perfect.
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Photo by Don Bustamonte
In Utah, it's always opposite day.
It's subtle...
This sign is stolen 3-4 times per year. No, seriously.