5 Houses You Can Start Squatting in Tomorrow!

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Looking for a place to live? Low on cash? Did your wife change the locks? Did Cheryl change the locks on you? Then you need a place to stay ASAP! Well, here are five houses you can start squatting in tomorrow!

5. The Henderson Place
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Sure, there's no doors or windows but at least you have a roof over your head! Seriously Cheryl, you're just being childish.

4. The Place on West and Main
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The contractors quit mid-renovation so this dilapidated puppy is yours for the night! Honestly Cheryl, I could have got all the money back. I just needed time!

3. The Historic Finewood House
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A rustic hideaway. The historic plaque says, "this place has history" while the soiled mattress and empty baked bean cans say, "stay awhile". I can't believe you're doing this to me, Cheryl!

2. The Shed
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Yours for the taking but beware! Legend says a man returns every full moon to make sure the transmission for his '87 Camaro is right where he left it. The kids need a father, Cheryl!

1. The Outhouse
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Sure, there's disease and spiders, but beggars can't be choosers, right? We took vows, Cheryl! Sacred vows!