10 Ways Writing Is Better Than Sex

1-You can go all night without stopping and still look great.

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2-Being confused isn't usually a problem--it's part of the process.

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3-Talking to yourself doesn't freak people out.

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4-There isn't as much mess to clean up afterwards. Usually.

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5-The stimulants are much cheaper.

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6-"Are you done yet?" means something completely different.

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7-When someone points out a mistake, you can go back and edit.

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8-Failure is much less embarrassing.

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9-You can shout your ex's name wherever and whenever you want to.

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10-It takes much longer to get bad reviews.

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Lev Raphael is the author of Book Lust! and 24 other books in many genres which you can find on Amazon.