1-You can go all night without stopping and still look great.
2-Being confused isn't usually a problem--it's part of the process.
3-Talking to yourself doesn't freak people out.
4-There isn't as much mess to clean up afterwards. Usually.
5-The stimulants are much cheaper.
6-"Are you done yet?" means something completely different.
7-When someone points out a mistake, you can go back and edit.
8-Failure is much less embarrassing.
9-You can shout your ex's name wherever and whenever you want to.
10-It takes much longer to get bad reviews.