Woof — it’s been a long year.
Yet, despite some pretty ruff (sorry) news stories that came out in 2022, we’re hoping that our weekly roundups of the funniest dog and cat tweets were a purr-fect (sorry, again) escape.
So as a little holiday treat, here are 50 of the funniest tweets we’ve featured in our roundups in 2022.
We Shih Tzu not.
Just a reminder that we did not write these tweets, we merely curated them. So, if any posts truly make you howl, we sincerely hope you click on that tweet and follow the person who brought a little bit of levity to your day.
And to all the pets featured in these hilarious nuggets online, we appreciate you too! So, we’re saying thanks in a way you can truly comprehend: Bark, bark, and pspsppsppss.
Yappy holidays, y’all!
my dog sighs a lot for somebody who doesn’t contribute to this house or know what a government is— sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) (@cottoncandaddy) February 16, 2022
girls trip!!!!!! Me and my girl cat were in the living room and now we are in the kitchen— steph mccann (@steph_mcca) May 9, 2022
“Your cat would eat your body if you died” hell yeah get your vitamins and nutrients little buddy I’m not mad at you— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) April 30, 2022
coworker: what kinda cat is it?— Laurazepam (@andlikelaura) March 16, 2022
coworker: no i mean what breed?
me: ohhh. gray
Just heard a woman say, “I never give my dog medicine I haven’t tried first” and her friend responded, “oh, Janet, no.”— whatthefelk (@whattheFELK) March 21, 2022
One of my greatest joys in life is when Jeff calls the vet to make an appointment and they ask for his name, and he says, Jeff. Then, they ask for our cat's name, and I watch him gather his strength before he tells them, Baby Jeff.— Brittany Means (@BrittanyMeansIt) April 13, 2022
From now on when my dog needs to do her business, I’m going to ask her if she needs to go out and take a Ted Cruz.— Mayo 🌻 (@MayoIsSpicyy) May 29, 2022
Our cats opened the bathroom cabinet drawer, thereby blocking the bathroom door from opening. I took this picture by sticking my phone under the door. Trying with a hanger to close the drawer so I can open the door. A dog would never do this. pic.twitter.com/BmQ2T6PVdO— misplaced comma or Julee Balko when I’m an author (@misplacedcomma2) July 9, 2022
reminder not to put sunglasses on your dog for a fun picture in the sun - this is actually very bad for the dog as it gives them a false sense of confidence and makes them look really cool which can be dangerous when you take them off again and they have to go back to Normal Dog— joe (@goulcher) July 12, 2022
Girls don’t want a guy with a 6 pack, girls want a guy that sends them pictures of 2 cats together and says “us”— Big Tucson Dad (@BigTucsonDad) July 9, 2022
dog owners: their name is buddy— Adam (@adamgreattweet) July 3, 2022
cat owners: their name is cool ranch dorito
apparently our dog has slowly cut a hole in our bedroom window shawshank style while we are out and has been letting herself out on the roof and just makes sure she’s back downstairs in her bed by the time we get home. only found out because our neighbor snapped this picture. pic.twitter.com/V1isknHXLa— elan kiderman ullendorff (@at_elan) September 4, 2022
The cat who was completely obsessed with my bump when I was pregnant is quite uninterested in the baby now that she's out. It's a weird way to find out that my cat is a Republican.— Dr. Dana Ménard (@Shufflersunite) September 14, 2022
do animals know we're wearing clothing or am i traumatizing my cat every time i peel off my socks— jame (@kloogans) September 30, 2022
I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they cant understand.— IG: closedapp (@ih8rts) October 10, 2022
I feel so bad for my cat, he’s sitting by the door crying out for this cat and her baby (that are on the opposite side) The same cat I caught him with the night he snuck out, but sweetheart you have been neutered for a year+ she is lying, that is not your baby— Amiyah Scott (@KingAmiyahScott) November 8, 2022
I can’t pick up my dogs prescription because I can’t remember her date of birth. They won’t tell me it because patient privacy. She’s a dog. She won’t tell me it either.— Emma (@Turbo81) October 8, 2022
On my flight today I woke up from a nap & an attendant was walking down the aisle holding a pug, saying “we found this pug. Whose pug is this??” And for 3 hours we all just took turns holding the mystery pug until a verrrry stoned man in the last row woke up & was like “Roscoe?!”— Laura Peek at Helium Indy Dec 10-11 (@laurapeek_) November 19, 2022