Sometimes, work can seem unbearable. Your boss doesn't appreciate you, your co-workers suck, and you always stay late. But at least now you can take solace in knowing you aren't these seven souls who lost their jobs. Share this with Mark in accounting and laugh about how you "can totally see Brett getting fired that way."
Give yourself a round of applause and knock back a drink, chances are you've never lost a job through this level of incompetence!