7 Kinky Ways To Use Your iClicker To Seduce Your Class Crush

Straightforward and to the point. Take your iClicker and shove it in your mouth like it's your fifth cookie that night.
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Are you having a hard time grabbing the attention of your class crush? Do you always leave class feeling frustrated? Do you lock yourself in the bathroom and cry after? Not to worry! The Black Sheep has a couple of moves up our sleeves to get you to seduce your class crush using everyone's favorite attendance-taking device.

7.) Get Handsy with the Clicker:

Slowly slide your hand up and down the clicker. Pass it from hand to hand. Shove it between your fingers, and spin that thing around like you're a drummer doing tricks with a drumstick. Don't be afraid to show your crush that you know how to handle objects. You fondle that thing and show them you know what's up.

6.) Casually Make Out with Your Clicker:

In class, everyone is only somewhat paying attention, making it the perfect time to whip out this move. Casually make out with your clicker. Start off slow, and then really get into it. Remember: your aggressiveness with the clicker represents your aggressiveness in the bedroom. The more tongue, the better.

5.) Drop It On the Floor and Show Off Dat Ass

Everyone drops their iClickers anyway - now it's time for you to "accidentally" drop yours as well. Bend down and show all that ass you're packing. Take your sweet time picking up that clicker, channeling your inner "Bend and Snap". After that, don't be afraid to "accidentally" sit on your crush. It'll leave them bewildered, but severely turned on.

4.) Gently Stroke Your Crush's Thigh:

Take your iClicker and silently move it towards your crush's thigh. It's very important that you gently place it on the thigh - do not use excess force here. While you're secretly sliding your clicker up and down, make sure to whisper "What frequency are we on?" It'll leave them with their blood pumping in all the right places.

3.) Click the Buttons with Everything Except Your Fingers:

It's important to express to your crush that you have a unique personality - you want to stand out. So when the professor asks you to click in, don't you dare use your finger. IClicker? Try I-Licker instead by using your tongue to click in your answer. Not only will you stand out from the rest, but they'll catch that, "I want to rail you" vibe you're giving off.

2.) Shove It in Your Mouth:

Straight forward and to the point. Take your iClicker and shove it in your mouth like it's your fifth cookie that night. Make sure to shove it in as far as you can, to prove that your mouth can unhinge like a snake. If you accidentally gag, do your best to try and change that gagging sound into a moan. Not only will they be impressed, but you get that extra and essential practice in so you don't gag later.

1.) Gracefully Put It in Your Pants:

With all the grace in your body, take your iClicker and classily slip it into your pants. Make sure to really play up your eyes as well. Try and go for the, "Why are we still in class and not in my bed?" look. If you're feeling really wild, shove your iClicker in their pants. It'll have them hot, bothered, and out the door to your place.

There you have it, ladies and gents! Swiping right on Tinder is a thing of the past. Pull out your iClickers - it's time to get clicking.

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