According to the latest research*, the following statements and beliefs put you in dangerous risk of aging immediately after you say them. Especially at risk are members of Generation X, who are gradually moving into that age range where they think they are becoming culturally irrelevant. We thought it was imperative to tell you to refrain from saying or thinking these terrible, unhealthy things as soon as possible!
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