Fighting the urge to get a dog just so you can buy it a Halloween costume.
Thinking about how many damn airports you'll be in over the next 2 months.
Faking your way through a conversation about "Captain Phillips" and/or "Gravity."
Guys clinging to those last few days of the year they can wear cargo shorts.
Finding out Bieber's multiplying.
Starting to suspect your co-worker/friend/significant other has a legitimate pumpkin spice addiction.
Hearing Obama put on his "stern voice" over healthcare hiccups.
Realizing that Miley's been quiet for the last few weeks... a little too quiet.
Coming to terms with the fact that your bromance will never be as great as theirs.