A Bernie Haggadah

Why is tomorrow night different from all other nights? This time, you can bring Bernie Sanders to the Seder table! Create your very own custom-made Bernie Haggadah. No one will fall asleep this year, what with the fervent debates about campaign finance, income inequality, the Middle East, and more.
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Why is tomorrow night different from all other nights? This time, you can bring Bernie Sanders to the Seder table! Create your very own custom-made Bernie Haggadah. No one will fall asleep this year, what with the fervent debates about campaign finance, income inequality, the Middle East, and more. Get the Manischewitz flowing and the matzo balls flying...

Step 1: Check out Haggadot.com and choose between "liberal" and "traditional" (you have to ask?)

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Step 2: Select from hot-button topics in the "clip library" drop down menu. Each topic can lead to impassioned dialogue with family and friends about Bernie's platform. If it gets too heated, take a break for kugel.

Wellness: Single payah!

Cultural History: The Exodus from Brooklyn

Environment: Stop the damn fracking

Education: I went to Brooklyn College and it was free

Israel: Would anyone like some more gefilte fish?

The 10 Plagues: Donald Trump

Religion/Spirituality: "We're all in this together"

Justice, justice shalt thou pursue, so break matzo with Bernie. Next year in the White House!

Gabe Fenigsohn (@gfenig) is a Huffington Post blogger and opiner on media, brand and culture. He works with the Brooklyn-based digital creative team of Cardwell Beach.

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