Once upon a time in a land called college, I spent freshman weekend nights spooning only my pillow. My keg cup runneth over from sexually frustrated tears. I tried something unusual one night while working late on a sociology classic project with my smoking hot partner that only seemed to date athletes. A study break was sorely needed so I fixed up these ridiculous quesadillas from random dorm store ingredients. This haughty hottie, who hadn't even asked where I was from, was suddenly smitten with the pimply freshman. I would love to tell you she used me for my body. She did. But really she used me for my prowess, my culinary prowess. We got a C on our paper detailing how functionalism derailed 1980's Panama. My GPA did suffer, but my game rose to a 4.0. Cook To Bang has served me, an average dude, well ever since. Man or woman, gay or straight, married or single, all should Cook To Bang because:
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