Urinary tract infections, or UTIs, can be the seriously unpleasant result of otherwise pleasant amounts of sex. Monday's episode of "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" gave us a catchy celebration of the UTI from a man's perspective -- Santino Fontana's "I Gave You A UTI" is the musical equivalent of a post-sex victory lap.
"What's that burning feeling every time you pee? Well that's how it goes after you have so much awesome sex with me," Fontana's character Greg sings after a week and a half of doing it.
Of course, from main character Rebecca's perspective, a UTI is no occasion for celebration.
"Okay," she says, "so it's not really a comment on the quality of the sex as much as a lot of sex has been happening and there's just a very natural transfer of bacteria..." before being interrupted by a triumphant Greg and his wooden spoon percussion.
Watch the full inspired performance above, and catch "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" every Monday on The CW.