A Pop-Tart Fell Into My Boot

A Pop-Tart Fell Into My Boot
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I survived.

LL Bean

I was eating while trying to back out of my parking spot

It was the morning

I was heading to work

In a rush

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And a piece of my Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop Tart

Crumbled

And fell off my lip

Bounced into the open lip of my boot and was Eaten by

My Achilles heel.

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I was wearing low cut socks

(First mistake of the day) with the LL Bean High Cut boots

And the piece of pop tart was so irritating against the skin under my

Medial Malleolus

(okay I looked that one up)

That bone ball on the inside of your ankle

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So uncomfortable.

-

Ew the piece of pop tart was so irritating

But I couldn’t get it out, it crumbled more and turned to pasty dust in my boot

I kept driving

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The taste of brown sugar cinnamon was delicious.

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But I started to tear up and cry in frustration

Obviously it was the last straw

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I recovered quickly but was annoyed for a minute.

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