A Tale of Christmas Law

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On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
A monitoring bracelet for skinny Lindsay.

On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Two attorneys general
And a monitoring bracelet for skinny Lindsay

On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Three hundred enemy combatants
Two attorneys general
And a monitoring bracelet for skinny Lindsay

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Four Paris brain cells
Three hundred enemy combatants
Two attorneys general
And a monitoring bracelet for skinny Lindsay

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Five OJ co-defendants
Four Paris brain cells
Three hundred enemy combatants
Two attorneys general
And a monitoring bracelet for skinny Lindsay

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Six Congressional hearings
Five OJ co-defendants
Four Paris brain cells
Three hundred enemy combatants
Two attorneys general
And a monitoring bracelet for skinny Lindsay

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Seven Brittney court dates
Six Congressional hearings
Five OJ co-defendants
Four Paris brain cells
Three hundred enemy combatants
Two attorneys general
And a monitoring bracelet for skinny Lindsay

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Eight Justices questioning
Seven Brittney court dates
Six Congressional hearings
Five OJ co-defendants
Four Paris brain cells
Three hundred enemy combatants
Two attorneys general
And a monitoring bracelet for skinny Lindsay

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Nine fired U.S. Attorneys
Eight Justices questioning
Seven Brittney court dates
Six Congressional hearings
Five OJ co-defendants
Four Paris brain cells
Three hundred enemy combatants
Two attorneys general
And a monitoring bracelet for skinny Lindsay

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Ten Congressional contempt citations
Nine fired U.S. Attorneys
Eight Justices questioning
Seven Brittney court dates
Six Congressional hearings
Five OJ co-defendants
Four Paris brain cells
Three hundred enemy combatants
Two attorneys general
And a monitoring bracelet for skinny Lindsay

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Eleven million hours of Anna Nicole
Ten Congressional contempt citations
Nine fired U.S. Attorneys
Eight Justices questioning
Seven Brittney court dates
Six Congressional hearings
Five OJ co-defendants
Four Paris brain cells
Three hundred enemy combatants
Two attorneys general
And a monitoring bracelet for skinny Lindsay

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Twelve undestroyed CIA tapes
Eleven Anna Nicole paternity tests
Ten Congressional contempt citations
Nine unemployed U.S. Attorneys
Eight Justices questioning
Seven Brittney court dates
Six Congressional hearings
Five OJ co-defendants
Four Paris brain cells
Three hundred enemy combatants
Two attorneys general
And a monitoring bracelet from skinny Lindsay

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