A Trump Christian ?

  • Preach Love of Enemies But Never Do It
  • Advise Forgiveness of Enemies But Never Do It
  • Avoid Bible Passages Like Micha Loving Mercy
  • Avoid Bible Passages Like Jesus Forbiding Divorce
  • Avoid Bible Passages Like Paul Veiling Women
  • Avoid Bible Passages Like Christ Exalting the Poor
  • Admire Millionaire Pastors Living Behind Security Gates
  • Fight for Religious Freedom to Remain Inhumane to Gays
  • Agitate for Liberties for Some Religions, Not All
  • Welcome Prayer in Public Spaces Unless Directed to a 'Different' God
  • Recruit Preachers as Politicians
  • Esteem Bible Passages Like Moses Hating Gays
  • Esteem Bible Passages Like Six-Day Creation
  • Esteem Bible Passages Like Prudishness of Paul
  • Esteem Bible Passages Like Jews Killing Jesus
  • Warn of Violence in Islam Without Knowing Long History of Christian Violence
  • Shiver With Fear of Political Rivals While Professing Omnipotent God
  • Trust God But Not So Much as to Decline the Aid of Police and FBI
  • Espy the Devil Afoot in Political Rivals
  • Resist Climate Science as a Demonic Hoax
  • Deem Oil Industry an Angelic Paragon of Truth
  • Reject Scientific Cosmology as Absurd
  • Brand Mild-Mannered Charles Darwin as Evil
  • Pamper Lawless Godless Wall Street Cretins
  • Smile at Questionable Jokes From High Watt, Low-Wit Radio Hosts
  • Marvel That Secular Nations Are the Most Civil in the World
  • Confuse Atheism With Immorality
  • Enfold Conspiracy Cranks in Pious Arms
  • Hint at a Licit Assassination
  • Brook No Political Disagreement
  • Pray For One Party Rule
  • Pray For One Party Courts

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