'Abridged History Of The World' Timeline Pretty Much Sums It Up (PICTURE)

If you've ever contemplated how you'll explain the history of the world to your children someday, Doghouse Diaries has a helpful cheat sheet that covers all the basics.

...And we mean ALL the basics. You might also want to point your future children to our page dedicated to cat videos, A.K.A. the future of everything.

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