There are several reasons for a performer to change his name. Maybe someone famous already exists with that moniker or maybe someone thinks he'll never get famous with a name like Marion. Whatever the reason, some of our favorite celebrities have ditched their birth names and replaced them with stage names. We at HuffPost Comedy imagined a world in which that never happened.
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