Today, women around the world weep for the engagement news that has swept the Web. Though it hurts to admit, we can no longer question where the "Mentally Dating Adam Levine" checkbox is when asked for our relationship status. We can no longer imagine his future lyrics will be about us. That beautifully tattooed and toned body is no longer ours for the taking.
However, that doesn't mean we can't lament this Hollywood abomination. Below sums up our feelings on the no-longer-available Adam Levine using his own lyrics.
Besides, what does his fiancee have that we don't have, right?
13. "Yeah, but baby there you go again, there you go again, making me love you. Yeah, I stopped using my head, using my head, let it all go. Got you stuck on my body, on my body, like a tattoo. And now I'm feeling stupid, feeling stupid, crawling back to you."