Donning a cape, a page-boy black wig, a tortured Italian accent and bad singing on “Weekend Update,” Sandler crooned about the none-too-enviable turnover rate that marks that current White House administration: “Trumpa dumpa. Trumpa dumpa. I play-a the golf. And they take-a the fall ... I get to make-a The Wall. And Putin make me his beetch.”
After a series of shots of Biden touching or hugging women — or talking too closely to them — Opera Man’s lyric took a dig at both him and Trump: “Gropa gropa, sniffa sniffa, young or old-a, make no diffa. Joe, for this you won’t go far-o. To win White House you need to bang porn star-o.” With that, a photo of Stormy Daniels appeared.
As for Attorney General William Barr, Opera Man couldn’t help wondering about his decision to not show up for a congressional hearing last week: “Where did Barr go? He did not show. Check every single Wendy’s.”