These Zany 'Would You Rather' Illustrations Will Have You Racking Your Brain

Eat a whole box of crayons or a cup of live ants?!

When the last time you pondered life's biggest philosophical questions? For example would you rather have candy corn for teeth or gummy bears for fingernails? And would you rather live on a lily pad or inside a tumbleweed?

We know, we know, this is some tough stuff.

Hallie Bateman, a 26-year-old freelance writer and illustrator, recently took to Twitter and shared some of her "Would You Rather" comics. And let's just say, they left us scratching our heads!

The comics include pressing questions, like, "would you rather always wink after every sentence or have to say everything twice?" and "would you rather wear clothes made of pepperoni pizza or pancakes with syrup?"

Bateman said that her friend Michelle Lee wrote the genius questions while she brought them to life through her quirky illustrations. The 26-year-old mentioned that Lee has always had a knack for coming up with the wackiest "would you rather" questions. In fact, she enlisted Lee to help come up with questions for the series a while back, as part of a weekly column Bateman was working on for The Awl, but the comics never got published.

"After waiting for a long time and trying to submit them elsewhere, I just decided to tweet them," Bateman told The Huffington Post. "It was fun to see what people's answers were!"

The Twitterverse was definitely stumped -- as are we.

If you can't get enough of the "would you rather" questions, fear not! Lee actually has a Twitter page dedicated to the brain teasers, appropriately called "Would Mew Rather."

Now excuse us as we furiously debate these forever.

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