If you're the kind of person that's comfortable going on stage with nothing but a healthy attitude towards sexual relations and the bravado to prove your prowess, you may want to enter the Air Sex World Championships.
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The Huffington Post covered the New York City event last year:
Picture your drunk buddy taking the stage to rock out on her cringe-worthy air guitar rendition of "Welcome To The Jungle" -- except instead of jamming on invisible strings, she shows the world what reverse cowgirl, an imaginary partner and Guns N' Roses truly have in common.
That's the gist of the sport, which is so naughty it was featured on America's Got Talent in June, and even sex-crazed Howard Stern couldn't handle its raw power.
There are only two rules on stage at the Air Sex World Championships: all climaxes must be simulated, and there must always be another (imaginary) person on stage during your routine. Aside from that, all contestents need is a moniker and a song. Three judges critique the show based on foreplay, intercourse and sexual energy.
The annual competition is headed to the nation's capital on Sunday. Think you have what it takes? Contact firstname.lastname@example.org. Maybe you just want to watch. Doors at the Rock and Roll Hotel are at 8 p.m., the "show" is at 8:30 and tickets are $10. The event is 21+.
If you'd rather witness performers attempt to impress people with their air guitar skills, the dates for the US Air Guitar Championships were announced today. The Mid-Atlantic Semifinals will be at the 9:30 Club on Friday, July 19.