There are many ways to dry a bat in the rain, but none captures the Internet's attention quite like Alex Rodriguez's method.
In an at-bat Sunday against the Boston Red Sox, the Yankees' DH was shown rubbing his mighty staff between his legs. Up and down. Hard.
Given how meekly the Yankees have been hitting of late, maybe A-Rod was also releasing a little tension.
There now, A-Rod.
Prefer the moment with a little music? Check out Deadspin's take:
We're thinking maybe Rodriguez should keep that kind of pitch-prep to the privacy of his own home, shown below.