From explanations of what moms really want for the holiday to commentary on its quirky traditions (macaroni necklaces, anyone?), here are 18 funny tweets about Mother’s Day:
My Mom: What would you like for your Mother's Day?— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) April 27, 2017
Me: Don't be ridiculous! Your time is enough...are you free to babysit Friday?
"Wait, when is Mother's Day?"— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 2, 2016
-Me, borderline panicked, every Saturday night in April.
Everyday is Mother's Day when it begins and ends with wine.— OneFunnyMummy (@OneFunnyMummy) May 8, 2014
I don't know what my husband is planning for Mother's Day but I sure hope it involves me sleeping all day.— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) May 4, 2016
7y.o: "Mom, what do you want for Mother's Day?"— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) April 24, 2017
7: "Haha, no seriously, Mom; something REAL."
happy Mother's Day to my mom, who has given me the gift of love + not trying to join all my social networks— Nicole Chung (@nicole_soojung) May 11, 2014
My daughter wrote, "I will see you every day of our lives," on my Mother's Day card, so I guess we've resorted to threats now.— Stella G. Maddox (@StellaGMaddox) May 8, 2016
Mother's Day is a special day when I get to do the dishes and yell at people to stop making siren noises while I wear a macaroni necklace.— Walking Outside (@WalkingOutside) May 8, 2016
I think my kids are being extra bad tonight so that tomorrow I'm grateful they are gifting me with mediocre behavior for Mother's Day.— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) May 10, 2014
4yo: Happy Mother's Day, daddy!— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) May 11, 2014
(I don't think he's grasping the concept)
"Mom, make me cereal."— Brenna Jennings (@SuburbanSnaps) May 12, 2013
"It's Mother's Day, you make ME cereal."
"Well when's Kid's Day?"
"It's every day."
"See? YOU should make ME cereal."
My kid just ate her carrots without being forced.— MommieKnowsfresh (@MommieKnwsFresh) April 6, 2015
*checks calendar to see if it's Mother's Day
When you have little ones, it's not really Mother's Day...it's more like Mother's 22 minutes to an hour, tops.— Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) May 2, 2016
The Mother's Day fairy didn't come. The kids are still fighting.— Mike Reynolds (@EverydayGirlDad) May 10, 2015
My biggest gift to myself this Mother's Day will be teaching my kids how to do the laundry from this point forward.— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) May 8, 2016
Disposing of the dead flowers and cleaning the vase should be part of the Mother's Day gift.— Ash (@cray_at_home_ma) May 15, 2016
It's Mother's Day weekend.— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) May 8, 2016
But I'm out of wine.
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