On This 19th of January, in the Last Year of Anyone's Lord, 2017:
We, The People of these United (lol) States of America, being of unsound mind and pear-shaped body, declare this to be our Last Will & Testament.
We'll use simple bullet points so you can follow along.
We hereby bequeath and leave...
- To Our Kids -- A bunch of debt, but that only matters during Democratic administrations, so don't worry. There won't be any more of those.
Any and all remaining assets shall be donated to the Presidential Library and/or Twitter Feed.
Witnessed by:
A bunch of frikkin' idiots, of all political stripes
Services will be held in Washington, DC, Friday, Jan 20 at noon.
In lieu of flowers, please send money.
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