Dear President-Elect Trump,
Congratulations on your win for the presidency. I know you’re busy, but before you take office in January I was hoping you could take time to come visit with us in Southern California. There are many beautiful sights I would like to show you and your family here. It’s getting cold over there on the other coast so come to sunny SoCal this winter and enjoy the beach.
Here’s the agenda I’m thinking:
6:00 am surf lesson (If you haven’t already learned to surf then this will be the highlight of your trip.)
8:30 am delicious California vegan breakfast
10:00 am tour of Pacific Coast Highway from Venice to Ventura
1:00 pm lunch at fabulous Mexican eatery (A local family business for over 40 years and the best!)
2:00 pm meet with other local coast lovers/organizations
5:00 pm delicious dinner at a famous coastal eatery
I want to offer up my services as an experienced, published scientist and lifelong coastal resident. There are questions about some of your environmental policies and I’d like to help advise your staff on how to create jobs and save taxpayer money while keeping our coast beautiful. As a person that also has a decade of experience in marketing analytics and strategy, I completely understand the business end of what you’re trying to do and am a master of making science understandable to policymakers and the masses. I’m an experienced public speaker that has worked seamlessly with those of differing opinions and passionate about what I do. I know that I can help you make a huge difference and secure your legacy as being not only a unifying, job creating president; but as the greatest environmental leader of our time.
Thank you for reading this. You can get in touch with me here.