Parents

And Miles To Go Before I Sleep

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It’s morning and I awake, not to an alarm, but to bright sunlight streaming through a crack in my door. Cradled maternally by my mattress, I’ve slept so hard the sheets leave deep creases on my skin. My consciousness attempts the swim through layers of fog as I wonder, “What day is it, and where, exactly, am I?” With great effort, I roll over and squint at the digital numbers on the bedside clock: 8:29 a.m. The house is quiet; no one’s up yet. And I remember: there is nowhere we have to be! I sink back under the delicious covers. In a few minutes my daughters, Sydney and Haley will be ransacking the kitchen, eating peanut butter out of a jar and microwaving leftover chicken nuggets for breakfast. But I don’t care.

I love my bed and I’m not ashamed to admit it.

Just thinking of my comfy pillow-top mattress soothes my strung-out mind. This bed knows the contours of my body and calls to me seductively. “Lisa, come lie down.” And whenever possible I do. Late afternoons, especially, once I am horizontal, I’m out like a light. People who nap are lazy. At least that’s what I used to think. Back then I was judgmental and more than a little pious. Back then I had yet to become a mother.

Almost 30 years later, I can’t remember the last time I felt rested. Child-rearing and chronic fatigue go hand in hand like hot wings and heartburn. As a new mom, sleep-deprivation on the level of Chinese water torture started when my first adorable but very loud newborn arrived and immediately took all nocturnal activities (including sleep) hostage. My initial resistance to being jolted out of an altered state turned to incredulity when I realized I’d be sleep-walking through life long after the 3:00 a.m. feedings ceased. This epiphany was driven home after it was too late, after I chose to have two more children at an ‘advanced maternal age,’ thus clinching the deal: I’ll rest when I’m dead.

Facing this reality is much like processing grief; it comes in five stages: denial, anger, bargaining, depression and, finally, defeat. I mean, acceptance. The stages aren’t always in that order and some resurface frequently. Like bargaining. Especially bargaining.

We all know one should never negotiate with terrorists, even if they’re tiny toddler terrorists.

But in my defense, the tiny terrorists have worn my husband and I down over the decades, reducing us to committing desperate acts in exhaustion-induced delirium. “Mommy, Lay down?” they ask. And we cave, letting them snuggle up as we fake-read stories, skipping pages and fighting to keep our eyes open. Four hours later, we wake with a start, fully clothed and drooling. Or worse, we let them into our bed. But that, my friends, is a trap. All angelic with the gossamer eyelashes and the delicate skin, they curl up close, soft breathing rhythmic and hypnotic. Luring us in, they lull us to sleep in the sweetest of blissful embraces. For about five minutes.

What follows can’t really be called sleep. Collapsing into a coma only to be startled awake by a sharp knee in the shin or a sudden slap across the face constitutes a restless night’s sleep at best. At worst, they migrate through the night across the entire surface of the bed. Rooting like baby pigs, they thrash and turn, still for mere moments before resuming said thrashing. Heat-seeking, their little feet reach for the nearest body part. The broad expanse of Daddy’s back makes a good target, right between the shoulder blades. Arms flail, thrown across Mommy’s face before coming to rest. By morning, the bed resembles a war zone. Blankets are wadded and twisted. Some are heaped on the floor.

It’s actually more like musical beds. At some point the willingness to do anything for a good night’s sleep overtakes good judgment. Dad often is exiled from his own bed and gone in search of a place to land, he ends up downstairs in the guest bed, or on the couch, or even in a bunk bed, wedged up against the wall, his 6’3” frame contorting to fit on a twin mattress. My poor husband is a character from Dr. Seuss’ “One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish.”

“Who am I? My name is Ned. I do not like my little bed. This is not good. This is not right. My feet stick out of bed all night.”

He’s been displaced so often the girls refer to the master bed as “Mommy’s bed” and frequently hit me up to fill the vacancy.

“Can I sleep with you tonight?”

“No, Daddy is sleeping with me. In his bed.”

I should be grateful that only 50 percent of my children are difficult sleepers. Of my two sets of children, in each, there is one good sleeper, the one who’s a dream, who goes down easy and wakes up happy and contented. Melissa, my oldest, loved her bed and went down easy. Jeremy, her younger brother by twenty-one months, not so much. He was never easy; putting up the good fight at bedtime and waking hyper or cranky. He ran on two speeds: turbo-charged or out for the count. Constant ear infections kept him wailing in pain for hours, and always in the middle of the night. I remember rocking him and, just as the sun came up, both of us drifted off. He never learned how to get to sleep by himself and for years, though he’d start out in his own bed, morning would find him on the floor next to my side of the bed where I’d step on him, unaware of his stealthy entrance in the night.

With my second round of kiddos, Sydney was the piece of cake. The cliché that kids with Down syndrome are good sleepers is true. As a baby she would lean out of my arms and reach toward her crib at nap time. As a teenager she says, “I’m tired. I’m ready for bed, Mom,” and down she goes. Mornings start with a hug and a shy smile and flow from there. Easy.

But, Haley, my youngest and unexpected child, couldn’t be more opposite. Bedtime drags on interminably: She’s thirsty, her head (throat, foot, bottom) hurts, she doesn’t have the right pillow, she’s too hot, too cold, her nose is stuffed up. She can’t sleep. She can’t stop thinking. She’s excited, she’s sad, she’s needy. “Mommy, I want you,” she says, reaching her arms out, fingers clutching. “I haven’t spent any time with you!” Steven calls her a little tick.

I count on my children being unconscious for some amount of time during each 24-hour cycle.

With a child like Haley, there is no guaranteed respite. She comes into our room, appearing suddenly at my bedside, her hand like a woodpecker tapping my shoulder. Tap-tap-tap. “I had a bad dream,” she yell-whispers. Sometimes she just climbs in over us; jostling the whole bed and wiggling her way to the middle, carving out a place for herself between us. Sometimes she just walks in and flips on the overhead light, waking me with a jolt, my reaction less than gentle.

Though our older children eventually grew out of sleep disturbances, my weariness remained. Once they became adolescents the cause merely shifted. Teething and nightmares and the sudden onset of stomach flu at 1 a.m. morphed into loud music and late-night phone conversations and the unbidden images of worst-case scenarios at 30 minutes past curfew. Anxiety and stress and overwhelm continued to plague my dreams as they became adults and headed into the wide world. Now, they’re having babies of their own; more worry steals my sleep. But, there’s no going back. Parenting is a long-term gig.

Coffee is my salvation in the morning and a glass of wine is my reward in the evening. But the cycle sometimes leads to insomnia, the most maddening affliction – when the children are finally sleeping, I lie wide awake, completely and utterly spent, yet unable to let go. And if I’m perfectly honest, there is, as well, the self-induced lack of sleep; the time I carve out of my repose, because, by damn, I must have some to myself! I set my alarm for 4:00 a.m. to teach a 5:30 a.m. class, sacrificing the extra Zzzs so I can meditate and prepare, unhurried and in peace. I stay up late, until 2:00 or 3:00 a.m. to write, because the house is quiet then and I am, at last, alone.

The other day I ran across my old journals from the mid to late-80s. My husband, Steven pulled down a few dusty boxes from the attic, and as I paged through entries written by my much younger self, I was intrigued, as if observing someone else’s life. The narrative was passionate with a tendency for the dramatic and the words that emerged repeatedly were, “tired,” “exhausted,” “overwhelmed.” If I could, I would say to that young woman, “Honey, you’re going to be tired for a while – it comes with the job – but you’ll be all right.

Take good care of yourself; it’s crucial if you are to go the distance.

Rest when you can. Take naps—it doesn’t mean you’re lazy. And remember how much you love these little ones. It will see you through it all. Sometimes, you’ll just be tired. And that’s okay. It will be worth it. Trust me.”

After nearly 32 years of motherhood, I am still tired. I fall asleep at rock concerts, stop lights and in front of the TV; I nod off at movies, my kid’s orchestra concerts and even at weddings. I pass out while reading before bed, my book slipping out of my hands, reading glasses still on, mouth open. I half-wake to my husband as he tenderly takes my book and glasses, and placing a kiss on my cheek, turns off the bedside lamp with a soft click.

I am still tired, but I have to remember, I’m not tired all of the time. I start most days feeling energetic and hopeful, though the demands of a busy family leave me running on empty by afternoon. It’s just the way of it. This is my life; the one I chose and the one I love. Haley said it best: “In the morning you’re ‘Happy Mommy.’ At night you’re ‘Tired Mommy’ because we accidentally exhaust you.”

The little (and big) people I’ve birthed don’t mean to wear me out, they just need me. Which is an amazing feeling if I’ll pause to take it in. I’m the Mom. I’m the one who sits at the hub of their world. And if it only takes a nap to turn me from Tired Mommy to Happy Mommy, then fetch me my pillow.