BREAKING: Huffington Post Columnist Jason Linkins Accidentally Ingests Powerful Hallucinogens

Apparently We've Somehow Ingested A Powerful Hallucinogen
Mark Halperin attends the world premiere of "Knife Fight" during the 2012 Tribeca Film Festival on Wednesday, April 25, 2012 in New York. (AP Photo/Evan Agostini)
Mark Halperin attends the world premiere of "Knife Fight" during the 2012 Tribeca Film Festival on Wednesday, April 25, 2012 in New York. (AP Photo/Evan Agostini)

Something is wrong, you guys. I've been dosed with... some kind of drug? I didn't realize it until I saw this, from Politico's Dylan Byers:

Bloomberg Politics co-managing editor Mark Halperin and Ann Romney, wife of Mitt, will co-host an early morning pilates session for wealthy Republican donors at this weekend's Romney retreat in Deer Valley, Time's Zeke Miller reports.

So, I don't have any experience with LSD and I don't know what I'm supposed to do. Should I call a doctor? Sequester myself in a dark room? Can anyone out there just talk me through it? Please email me.

Crap, I think I can, you know, hear the colors now? They are saying, "Asdfghkjkjhssghdjksadfj."

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