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BREAKING: Huffington Post Columnist Jason Linkins Accidentally Ingests Powerful Hallucinogens

Mark Halperin attends the world premiere of "Knife Fight" during the 2012 Tribeca Film Festival on Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Mark Halperin attends the world premiere of "Knife Fight" during the 2012 Tribeca Film Festival on Wednesday, April 25, 2012 in New York. (AP Photo/Evan Agostini)

Something is wrong, you guys. I've been dosed with... some kind of drug? I didn't realize it until I saw this, from Politico's Dylan Byers:

Bloomberg Politics co-managing editor Mark Halperin and Ann Romney, wife of Mitt, will co-host an early morning pilates session for wealthy Republican donors at this weekend's Romney retreat in Deer Valley, Time's Zeke Miller reports.

So, I don't have any experience with LSD and I don't know what I'm supposed to do. Should I call a doctor? Sequester myself in a dark room? Can anyone out there just talk me through it? Please email me.

Crap, I think I can, you know, hear the colors now? They are saying, "Asdfghkjkjhssghdjksadfj."

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