Anthony Weiner Resignation: Why It's Really Happening (CHART)

A source close to Anthony Weiner has confirmed that the congressman will finally step down from serving his constituents. Of course, the question on everyone's mind is, "Why?"

Ok, actually, no, no one is asking that. We all already think we know why. But as we here at HuffPost Comedy have said many times, there's never just one reason for anything, even if that one reason is an enormously (get it?) embarrassing photo we tweeted. People are complicated, as are their decisions. That's why pie charts were invented, to give us a fuller picture (get it?) of what's really going on in a given situation.

With that, we present to you the following chart to help you get a handle (um, get it?) on Anthony Weiner's resignation.