22 Anti-Valentine’s Day Cards For Your Favorite Pain In The Butt

Valentine's Day cards for him and her that aren't totally corny.

There are couples who treat Valentine’s Day like a big to-do: a fancy dinner, a bottle of expensive Champagne, gourmet chocolates and rose petals. Then there are couples who don’t quite buy into the whole thing, but still want to celebrate the holiday — even if they do it in a tongue-in-cheek way.

If you and your girlfriend or boyfriend fall into the latter camp, then the lovey-dovey messages in most Valentine’s Day cards probably aren’t encapsulating your true feelings for each other. That’s why we’ve gathered 22 anti-Valentine’s Day with just the right amount of snark, making them perfect for realists, not romantics.


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