33 Anti-Valentine's Day Gifts For People Who Despise Valentine's Day

"Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan." 💘💋

The world is full of realists and romantics. Romantics get one day a year to indulge their sentimental sides with candy hearts, long-stemmed roses, giant teddy bears and other cheesy gifts.

Unfortunately, there’s no Realist Appreciation Day, but anti-Valentine’s Day gifts come pretty darn close to the spirit. That’s why we’ve rounded up some painfully-accurate, too-real gifts to give the folks in your life who really don’t want to be caught in Cupid’s line of fire.

Below are 33 anti-Valentine’s Day gifts perfect for people who despise Valentine’s Day:

1
"Happy Capitalistic Couple's Day" card
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Mediocre Valentines
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3
Carbs shirt
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4
Nope stamped ring
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5
Anti-Valentine's Day Conversation Hearts banner
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6
Anatomical Human Heart pin
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7
"These Taste Terrible" Anti V-Day card
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8
"Only Cats" temporary tattoo
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9
Conversation Hearts t-shirt
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10
"Nope" candy heart coffee mug
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11
Happy "Manipulating People To Spend Money To Prove Love With Shallow Romantic Gesture" Day card
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12
Anti-Valentine's Day cookies
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13
"Vodka Is My Valentine" card
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14
"Drop Dead" phone case
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15
"Not Today, Satan" instant download wall art
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16
"Nah, I'm Good" Anti-Valentine's Day soap
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17
"V Is For Vodka" t-shirt
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18
"Fuck Valentines" banner
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19
"Love Bites" sweatshirt
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20
Anti-Valentine's Day candy hearts mug
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21
"Love Blah Blah Blah Drink" tank
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22
"So Did Satan" coffee mug
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23
"Anti V-Day" temporary tattoo
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24
Anti-Valentine's Day stickers
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25
"If You See Cupid" card
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26
Anatomical human heart necklace
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27
"Valentines Schmalentines" button pin
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28
"Nope" name plate
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29
Anti-Valentine's Day candy heart necklace
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30
"I Love That We Hate The Same Things" card
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31
"In Case Your Valentine Is Crappy" gag gift
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32
"No Bae, No Problem" party headband
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33
"Meh" embroidered heart clip
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