Apple ditches iPad, unveils iCasket

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Steve Jobs shocked the world today by abandoning Apple's long-awaited iPad tablet in favor of the iCasket, a high-tech coffin that allows the dead to send text messages, download books and install apps. "This is a game-changer for the funeral industry and the afterlife," said one analyst. "Well, unless cemeteries refuse to add WiFi."

Apple's first advertisement for the new "smart coffin" can be found at NotTheLATimes.com

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