Apples Pissed About Your Fall Obsession With Pumpkins

Apple to the core.

That's it. Apples are not going to put up with this bulls**t any longer. Apples used to be the fall food, and now pumpkins have slithered in there with their overpriced drinks and candles you can't even eat!  

Comedy duo Soren & Jolles are apples to the core. F**k pumpkins.

Pumpkins, it's time to hold your tongue and say "Apples!"

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