April Fool's

Samuel Alito is a member of the Supreme Court.

People who eat low-fat diets are no more healthy than people who don't.

Taking calcium makes no difference whatsoever.

Almost five years after 9/11, there is still no agreement on how to rebuild the site of the World Trade Center.

A fence is going to stop illegal immigration.

The FBI had enough information to stop 9/11.

Michael Chertoff continues to be the head of Homeland Security.

There are inadequate federal funds to rebuild the levees in New Orleans.

The Democrats should just sit back and let the Republicans self-destruct and it doesn't really matter that they have no plan and no viable candidate.

Oh that's right: I forgot. They do have a viable candidate. Hillary Clinton.

South Dakota just passed a law outlawing abortion.

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice announced this morning that the United States looked forward to the day when it could close the prison at Guantanamo Bay.

Major league baseball is going to investigate the steroid scandal and come up with a hard-hitting solution for it.

Michael Eisner has a television show.

There's a button on your shoe.