Armadillo Gathering Leaves To Michael's Jackson's 'Billie Jean' Is Way Funnier Than It Should Be

People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around gathering young armadillos' leaves
The armadillo came and stood right by me
Then the smell of sweet leaves
This happened much too soon
She called me to her room

Billie Jean is not my armadillo
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the armadillo is not my son
She says I am the one, but the armadillo is not my son

Yup.

Via Reddit