Ashley Madison Love Song Celebrates Guys Who Weren't On The Site

The bar was set low, but dammit, some guys cleared that bar.

With the hacking of the Ashley Madison website, millions of cheating husbands were outed as the potentially unfaithful scoundrels they ... might have been.

And now trustworthy men across the country are looking at their spouse, presenting a knowing smirk, and waiting to be congratulated on the fact that they were not on Ashley Madison. 

As The Holderness Family points out, it was a very, very, very low bar to clear. But, you know what, the important thing is, these guys cleared it.


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