Aziz Ansari Won't Stand For A Low Thread Count (VIDEO)

Aziz Ansari likes his sheets soft and he won't stand for anything less. Appearing on "The Tonight Show," Ansari detailed his beef with the company Hotel Linens, who has been lying about its high thread count. After some recon work, Ansari found that his supposed 600 count sheets were actually 296, which "is sandpaper as far as he's concerned." He added: "If that was a drug deal, i would have shot Hotel Linens in the face."


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