There's no shortage of stock images that defy reason -- see pregnant lady staring at a glass of scotch in an office chair -- but this one really rattled our onesies.
Babies with beards. Are they cute? Are they a little scary? What would you do if your baby came out with a luscious Tom Selleck 'stache under his nose? Could you cuddle up to a baby with a beard?
We're asking the same question we asked ourselves when "Anchorman Hair Baby" went viral: Why aren't more babies born with perfect hair, whether it's on their heads or their faces?