Another week of āBachelorā wouldnāt be āParadiseā without spot-on snark, not to mention some *~dRaMaTiC~* love triangles and a good olā booze cruise.
Below are 37 tweets that nail the glory and pain that is watching āBIPā:
Does Izzy look like she could be Heather Matarazzo's sister or do I need to grab my glasses? #BachelorInParadise
— One Chicklette (@1chicklette) August 23, 2016
Please tell me there's someone whose sole job is to come up with these opening-credits gags. š #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/oppZoPSsvt
— Kristen Baldwin (@KristenGBaldwin) August 23, 2016
I can't wait to see that movie with Ashley I and Seth Rogan: Forgetting Jared Haibon. #BachelorinParadise
— Dana Weiss (@Possessionista) August 23, 2016
Caila is dating Jared to help Ashley get over Jared. She's truly doing god's work. #Blessed #BachelorInParadise
— Jill Biden (@JillBidenVeep) August 23, 2016
The show originally was supposed to be called "Meet your Spouse on Tv and become a Product Endorsement Couple" #BachelorInParadise
— William Holman (@WilliamFHolman) August 23, 2016
Jared: "WHY DID YOU COME HERE?"
— Bachelor Burn Book (@bachelorburnbk) August 23, 2016
Ashley: "TO GET OVER YOU!"
Wait. But. What? #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/4OAVH4OqXt
When people remind me how many days are left of this election. #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/CU6nWG6tM4
— Emily Cahn (@CahnEmily) August 23, 2016
"Cheers to cake."
— Jill Biden (@JillBidenVeep) August 23, 2016
The only thing I've agreed with Daniel on. #BachelorInParadise
I feel bad for Jorge. #BachelorInParadise
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) August 23, 2016
Poll: Which kiss is more awkward: @Hfergie11 and Daniel in #BachelorInParadise...or... pic.twitter.com/R7GXbBPC9A
— Nick Peterson (@NickPetersonTV) August 23, 2016
When someone expects me to know something about U.S. history #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/BqAhft0Lw1
— Jordyn Taylor (@jordynhtaylor) August 23, 2016
Things more interesting than Brett and Carl #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/8VhJ4gGOll
— haley strong (@hstrong_) August 23, 2016
Google just had a spike in traffic for "Carl on Bachelorette" for anyone trying to recap this & had no clue who that was #bachelorinparadise
— Emily Longeretta (@emilylongeretta) August 23, 2016
That lamp, even when not plugged in, is the brightest thing in paradise. #BachelorInParadise
— Jill Biden (@JillBidenVeep) August 23, 2016
I legit cancelled a Tinder date tonight to watch #BachelorInParadise and I DON'T REGRET IT AT ALL šš»šš
— Alana Dyer (@hotlana) August 23, 2016
@CailaQuinn When you nod your head yes but you wanna say noooo pic.twitter.com/eIkAS7bytV
— Chris Chan (@cchantweet16) August 23, 2016
When new guys walk into #BachelorInParadise:
— Nick Peterson (@NickPetersonTV) August 23, 2016
Josh: IM WITH AMANDAAAAA pic.twitter.com/bWhADOWJr5
"Maybe Caila wasn't the best choice for this drunken stripper date" is pretty much the best compliment ever. #BachelorInParadise
— Sandra Di (@Sandra_Di_) August 23, 2016
Hey Brett, Caila not wanting your junk in her face is not "standoffish." It's "normal." #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/SP6YRxrkvU
— Kristen Baldwin (@KristenGBaldwin) August 23, 2016
Based on their love of bracelet stacking alone, I'd say Carly and Evan really are a perfect match. #BachelorInParadise
— Emily L. Foley (@EmilyLFoley) August 23, 2016
There is no way that Ryan was on The Bachelorette. NONE.
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) August 23, 2016
He definitely wandered in from another resort down the beach. #BachelorInParadise
Ryan is the Sam Merlotte of #BAchelorinParadise pic.twitter.com/IYhFbezOQc
— Dana Weiss (@Possessionista) August 23, 2016
I wouldn't be able to tell the twins apart if they were on the next 20 seasons of paradise.
— Cocky Chris Harrison (@ChrisMFHarrison) August 23, 2016
Jorge, the @chrisbharrison of Mexico. #BachelorInParadise
— Danny Hoyt (@dannyhoyt) August 23, 2016
How the world sees Daniel and how Daniel sees Daniel are 2 VERY different things #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/jg6ZaQ3qyM
— Jaclyn Swartz (@JaclynSwartz) August 23, 2016
I hope at least one person is mad when there isn't $250,000 at the end of this. #BachelorInParadise
— Ashley Elgin (@BachelorExpert) August 23, 2016
"It's just that I'm attracted to all men who cut hair" #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/1nWBfewiOf
— Jordyn Taylor (@jordynhtaylor) August 23, 2016
Shout out to that stick for being there for me! #BachelorInParadise
— VinSane (@VINNYVINSANE) August 23, 2016
I made a minor improvement to Carl's intro. #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/rTBlbM1ytq
— Kristen Baldwin (@KristenGBaldwin) August 24, 2016
Code of Harrison: An Ashley I. for an Eye. š #BachelorInParadise
— Michael (@MichaelGarofola) August 24, 2016
The guys on this season of #BachelorInParadise, ranked:
— Andy Herren (@AndyHerren) August 23, 2016
1. Wells
2. Everyone else
This tweet was sent from the future.
What witch did Caila's parents make a deal with to give their daughter rainproof hair? #BachelorInParadise
— Bachelor Husband (@BachelorHusband) August 24, 2016
If I make a petition to get Evan to shave what's left of his goatee will anyone sign it? #BachelorInParadise
— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) August 24, 2016
Sort of shipping Carly and Evan. Also sort of scared of Carly and Evan. #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/YWdypbBfpr
— Alex On-Air (@yoalexrapz) August 24, 2016
Fun fact: "She Is Not Awesome" was the working title for #TheBachelor. #BachelorInParadise
— Kristen Baldwin (@KristenGBaldwin) August 24, 2016
Is there a quota of horny animals that the @BachelorInterns are supposed to find each day? #BachelorInParadise
— Sully the Donkey (@SullyTheDonkey) August 24, 2016
Waiting for @WellsAdams to save us from our misery liiiike #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/qmo6gd19lZ
— Gail Concepcion (@GAILinception) August 24, 2016
For more on week four of āBachelor In Paradise,ā check out HuffPostās Here To Make Friends podcast below:
Do people love āThe Bachelor,ā āThe Bacheloretteā and āBachelor in Paradise,ā or do they love to hate these shows? Itās unclear. But here at āHere to Make Friends,ā we both love and love to hate them ā and we love to snarkily dissect each episode in vivid detail. Podcast edited by Nick Offenberg and Christine Conetta.
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