Another week of “Bachelor” wouldn’t be “Paradise” without spot-on snark ― not to mention a few heart-wrenching exits, a near-fight, and the return of Wells to our TV screens.
Below are 37 tweets that nail the glory and pain that is watching “BIP”:
Watching #BachelorinParadise makes me wanna go to Mexico. But Zika.
— CatherineGiudiciLowe (@clmgiudici) August 31, 2016
Ashley on The Bachelor. And Bachelor in Paradise. And #BachelorInParadise 2. pic.twitter.com/JfloaYyfrQ
— Sandra Di (@Sandra_Di_) August 30, 2016
If the pool cover was on, Wells would feel more comfortable. #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/pipat4ZbhS
— Jill Biden (@JillBidenVeep) August 30, 2016
Everyone to Wells. "Ask whomever you like, even if it's not Ashley." #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/7wyLxmMrIQ
— Kristen Baldwin (@KristenGBaldwin) August 30, 2016
Of all the crazy things Ashley has done, admitting that Hanson is her favorite band may be the most insane of them all. #BachelorInPAradise
— Dana Weiss (@Possessionista) August 30, 2016
Me explaining to @ashleyiaco why The Talking Heads are the greatest band in the world. #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/jwehzGVZ4k
— Wells Adams (@WellsAdams) August 30, 2016
Ashley: 'I know she went to heaven, because all dogs do." #BIP #BachelorInParadise
— Lauren Zima (@laurenzima) August 30, 2016
Everyone born in the 80s: pic.twitter.com/KS4lizsA6U
Did anyone else's uterus skip a beat when Wells did a voice for the dog? 😍 #bachelorinparadise
— Bianca Teixeira (@TheBiancaT) August 30, 2016
"Every relationship needs work. For instance, we work on dabbing josh with moist towelettes." #BachelorInParadise
— Laura Jane (@Lauritaberl) August 30, 2016
When I have to look at lace's extensions for extended periods of time #bachelorinparadise pic.twitter.com/7zG4wneWo0
— haley strong (@hstrong_) August 30, 2016
Which one is Carl again? Where did his twin go? WHO ARE THESE HUMANS? #BachelorInParadise
— Patti Murin (@PattiMurin) August 30, 2016
Guys, Crazy Lace is about to come out. What a national treasure. #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/IZdC2GQO5r
— Bachelor Burn Book (@bachelorburnbk) August 30, 2016
Why does Grant have on jeggings? #BachelorInParadise
— Ashley S. (@AshleySpivey) August 30, 2016
Lace is either drunk, dying for this relationship to end, or both #BachelorinParadise pic.twitter.com/CRm0m0mP9I
— Jordyn Taylor (@jordynhtaylor) August 30, 2016
Surprised Daniel and Brett didn't whip out a measuring tape to see whose lamp was longer. #BachelorinParadise
— Dana Weiss (@Possessionista) August 30, 2016
One day, Vinny & Izzy will reconcile & Vinny will write a song about Bretty with the good hair. #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/nNZGwVZIZS
— Michael (@MichaelGarofola) August 30, 2016
Pretty bored by every couple except Carly and Evan & Josh and Josh's ego #BachelorInParadise
— Jaclyn Swartz (@JaclynSwartz) August 30, 2016
Josh and Amanda RN #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/rYlK77PEdn
— Andrea Lavinthal (@andilavs) August 30, 2016
Deleted scene: took a viagra.
— Evan Bass (@ebassclinics) August 30, 2016
Everything about Josh. #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/9H8sjSfhdc
— Jaclyn Swartz (@JaclynSwartz) August 30, 2016
"We're leaving Paradise… forever and ever and ever…" #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/8ukN68ttQE
— Kristen Baldwin (@KristenGBaldwin) August 30, 2016
"To believe that kind of stuff is like looking at a gossip magazine and believing that" #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/SLIgOuPMDY
— Mel (@melgotserved) August 30, 2016
People are accusing me of having a temper and it is really causing me to lose my temper. #BachelorInParadise
— Robert Mills (@Millsy11374) August 30, 2016
#BachelorInParadise Americas next serial killer 🔪🔪🔪🔪 pic.twitter.com/X21trdCt3W
— Ashley Christian (@YouCallMeSassy) August 30, 2016
The greatest thing about this fight is the rose attached to Josh's Lululemon shirt. #bachelorinparadise
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) August 30, 2016
New dream #BachelorInParadise couple: @WellsAdams & @viallnicholas28 pic.twitter.com/LbLsCUcqDl
— Vicky Fenwick-Sehl (@vfenwicksehl) August 30, 2016
On #BachelorInParadise:
— Nick Peterson (@NickPetersonTV) August 31, 2016
After 2 weeks I love you, next week engagement.
In real life:
After 2 weeks I love you, next week single.
When Amanda says "I'm a good judge of character" #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/9gvK2lPezu
— Kristen Baldwin (@KristenGBaldwin) August 31, 2016
Ashley, 10 mins ago: CAILA IS AN EVIL WHORE.
— Bachelor Burn Book (@bachelorburnbk) August 31, 2016
Ashley, now: I feel like I've matured more this week than in the past year#BachelorInParadise
"I think that Caila is the kind of girl who loves attention." — @ashleyiaco #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/zqHdzTOam5
— Kristen Baldwin (@KristenGBaldwin) August 31, 2016
When you get a date card on #BachelorInParadise but it's week 5 and all the good guys are taken pic.twitter.com/UqM1ahNQPM
— Nikki Y (@officialnikkiy) August 31, 2016
Here's a sneak peak of Jafar, I mean Brett, deciding who to give his rose to next week:#BachelorInParadise #BIP pic.twitter.com/2dYkmmCdEM
— Adriane Hamilton (@ItsMeAdriane) August 31, 2016
Yes, Wells. Pizza IS always the answer. #AfterParadise
— CatherineGiudiciLowe (@clmgiudici) August 31, 2016
More disturbing than Jared's love of Rob Thomas is that a screwdriver is his drink of choice on #AfterParadise pic.twitter.com/aWmN8g8L6v
— Robyn Ross (@RobynRossTV) August 31, 2016
But look how far he's come, you guys #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/0c31Ix4WHr
— Dana Weiss (@Possessionista) August 31, 2016
Somehow Nick Viall is still going to come in 2nd place on his own season of #TheBachelor, right?
— Jen Abidor (@abidorable) August 31, 2016
About that. #AfterParadise pic.twitter.com/kcVr0EFo5x
— Jennifer Saviano (@jennifersaviano) August 31, 2016
For more on Week 5 of “Bachelor In Paradise,” check out HuffPost’s “Here To Make Friends” podcast below:
Do people love “The Bachelor,” “The Bachelorette” and “Bachelor in Paradise,” or do they love to hate these shows? It’s unclear. But here at “Here to Make Friends,” we both love and love to hate them — and we love to snarkily dissect each episode in vivid detail. Podcast edited by Nick Offenberg.