You know, with each passing day, I grow worried that future generations will walk this earth completely unaware of the delicate and brilliant grasp of politics and American history that Michele Bachmann has wielded in her lifetime. Luckily, people like TPM's Eric Kleefield are here to chronicle her exploits, so that the alien marauders, picking through our civilizations' remains, will not have to struggle to figure out what became of us. They shall look upon her great works, on the internet, and think: "Jesus, no wonder this planet is such a craphole."
So, as you may know, Michele Bachmann is a heroic dissident vowing to not fill out her Census form, because of the involvement of ACORN, mankind's most horrific cryptofascists. By not filling out her form completely, she risks losing everything, provided "everything" means $5,000. Truly, Bachmann is our version of the Iranian protesters, so why haven't you changed your Twitter avatar to the color of crazy? It's because you are a monster, that's why.
But Bachmann's about to drop some SCIENCE on you ignorant mofeaux, right about now! Watch, and tremble!
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"Take this into consideration. If we look at American history, between 1942 and 1947, the data that was collected by the Census Bureau was handed over to the FBI and other organizations at the request of President Roosevelt, and that's how the Japanese were rounded up and put into the internment camps ... I'm not saying that that's what the Administration is planning to do, but I am saying that private personal information that was given to the Census Bureau in the 1940s was used against Americans to round them up, in a violation of their constitutional rights, and put the Japanese in internment camps."
Well, I think that all of you who've been planning to imprison Michele Bachmann in a Japanese internment camp on the order of President Franklin Delano Roosevelt had better think again!
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