A Bad Lip Reading Of The First Republican Debate

"You have to be joking. She pooped on the treadmill!"

Donald Trump has a pigeon he takes shopping. Mike Huckabee had a "dope" summer. And Ben Carson loves puzzles, though his completion record is admittedly not that great.

Welcome to the first Republican presidential debate of the 2016 campaign -- as seen through the eyes of Bad Lip Reading

What, you thought the first Republican debate couldn't be more entertaining? That's child's play

Thank you, anonymous Bad Lip Reading person. You are the bad lip reader we need, not the bad lip reader we deserve.