A devious donkey was picked up by the Norman Police Department on Tuesday after a wild romp through the streets of Oklahoma.
The responding officer put the bad ass in the back of his police car and transported him to a nearby home for safekeeping until his owner could be located, according to the department's Facebook post.
No word on whether or not the two went on a short ride-around first as a real-life interspecies crime fighting team, picking up other suspicious neighborhood perpetrators.
Don't look so sad, little Donkey. The memories of your wild day on the town will last you a lifetime.
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