In Which Bannon Subs For Trump

"The President can't be here for obvious reasons... too busy closing borders. So you can interview me."
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WOLF INTERVIEWS BANNON

BANNON: The President can't be here for obvious reasons... too busy closing borders. So you can interview me.

WOLF: Well, my first question is...

BANNON: I'll provide the questions, okay?

WOLF: In which of your capacities?

BANNON: As spokesman for the White House. First, what makes Donald trump such a great President? I'll answer that. Because he was elected by the greatest plurality in history, once you dismiss the five million illegals who voted for Hillary.

Second, Why is his immigration policy so great for the country? I'll answer that, too. Because it will keep the greatest country God ever created safe from terrorists and unbelievers.

Third, why does the President's lack of government experience make him wiser that all other politicians? Because he'll make his own mistakes.

Why won't he release his tax returns? Because his accountants can't keep up with his tremendous income.

Why should foreign leaders use Trump hotels and golf courses? Because he can offer them a good deal. That's it.

WOLF: Thank you, Mr. Bannon.

BANNON: No problem. If you want to ask any more questions, let me know and I'll provide them.

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