Apparently, beer is better than women -- and one Brooklyn bar has taken the time to spell out why.
A sign showing the following list was spotted at Draft Barn in Brooklyn, N.Y.:
1. Beer is always wet
2. Frigit [sic] beer is good beer
3. Beer never gets headache
4. Beer always goes down easily
5. You can share beer with your friends
6. You don't have to wine and dine beer
7. You can enjoy beer everyday of the month
8. You always know you are the first one to pop a beer
9. You don't have to wash beer before it tastes good
10. You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty
11. Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
12. If you pour beer right now you'll always get a good head
This brand of "humor" really doesn't work for us. Please do better, Draft Barn.