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Rogue Beaver Apprehended After Trashing Store That Sells Fake Christmas Trees

This ain't the forest, bud.
The perp. 
The perp. 

Don’t you hate it when the store doesn’t have what you’re looking for?

That was the apparent dilemma for a lil’ beaver who wandered into a dollar store in Charlotte Hall, Maryland, this week.

Not impressed by the offerings.
Not impressed by the offerings.

Photos tweeted by the St. Mary’s County Sheriff’s Office show the critter appearing to browse the store’s selection of Christmas trees before trashing the joint.

While authorities haven’t released a motive, The Washington Post made the astute observation that the forest creature acted out after finding that the store’s Christmas trees were all artificial. 

Destruction ensues.
Destruction ensues.

The sheriff’s department tweeted that the adorable vandal is now in the care of a wildlife rehabilitator. 

We hope you find the trees you’re looking for eventually, little one.

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