Give him points for truthfulness. Oh, and style.
A man in Sterling, Connecticut, is facing numerous charges after State Police pulled him over Saturday night for suspected DUI.
They allegedly saw his vehicle strike a sidewalk curb and break other traffic laws, according to The Smoking Gun.
Police said Corey failed sobriety tests and found marijuana and drug paraphernalia inside the car. Oh, and a 12-inch machete, according to the Hartford Courant.
Corey was arrested, which, admittedly, is not unique.
However, the shirt he was wearing at the time is. It was a green T-shirt with perhaps the most truthful statement ever put on a piece of clothing: “Beer + Beer = Shenanigans.”

Corey was charged with numerous traffic violations including operating under the influence of alcohol, as well charges for possession of drug paraphernalia and marijuana and weapons in a motor vehicle, according to NBC Connecticut.
He was later released on a $10,000 bond. His next scheduled court appearance is Oct. 3 and it’s likely he’ll wear a different shirt.
Meanwhile, take a look at the gallery below featuring other people who’ve been arrested wearing apt T-shirts.