According to the Mirror, Phillips Brewing Company will be holding a contest to have the most American thing EVER happen, getting beer delivered to you by a bald fucking eagle. The only problem is, it's not in America. These Canadians should be ashamed of themselves. The bald eagle is America's thing. That's our damn bird. You don't see us running around delivering beer on mooseback. That would just be disrespectful.
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