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Behold The Majesty Of The Turkey

Learn about all those turkey parts ... the ones you wouldn't dare eat.
  • Behold: the famed turkey head.
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    Behold: the famed turkey head.
  • Filled with wonderment and curious parts. 
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    Filled with wonderment and curious parts. 
  • Like the snood -- the dangly, fleshy caruncle protruding from the turkey's forehead.
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    Like the snood -- the dangly, fleshy caruncle protruding from the turkey's forehead.
  • Sometimes the snood hangs to the right. 
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    Sometimes the snood hangs to the right. 
  • Dangling delicately to the side. 
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    Dangling delicately to the side. 
  • Or it drops down to the left. 
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    Or it drops down to the left. 
  • Lean to the left and crank dat thing, now OOLULULU. 
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    Lean to the left and crank dat thing, now OOLULULU. 
  • Gobble gobble, Mr. Turkey. 
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    Gobble gobble, Mr. Turkey. 
  • Like the rooster, turkeys have a wattle or dewlap -- the ornamental fleshy flap hanging down from the neck.
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    Like the rooster, turkeys have a wattle or dewlap -- the ornamental fleshy flap hanging down from the neck.
  • Wattle baby, wattle baby, wattle baby, wattle (yeah). 
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    Wattle baby, wattle baby, wattle baby, wattle (yeah). 
  • But everyone's favorite are the bulbous caruncles hanging low on the neck.
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    But everyone's favorite are the bulbous caruncles hanging low on the neck.
  • Gently resting on the turkey's breast. 
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    Gently resting on the turkey's breast. 
  • Take 'em in, in all their orbed glory.  
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    Take 'em in, in all their orbed glory.  
  • Luscious and wrinkly. 
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    Luscious and wrinkly. 
  • But the thing about turkeys. 
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    But the thing about turkeys. 
  • Is that you never know what they are thinking. 
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    Is that you never know what they are thinking. 
  • You never know. 
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    You never know. 
  • Is he happy or sad? Engaged or absent? 
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    Is he happy or sad? Engaged or absent? 
  • Never.
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    Never.
  • But they are always watching.
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    But they are always watching.
  • And have seen some shit. 
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    And have seen some shit. 
  • Staring back at you with those judgey eyes.
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    Staring back at you with those judgey eyes.
  • They know what you did. 
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    They know what you did.