Best Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

01/05/2014 10:05pm ET | Updated January 23, 2014

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Read the latest batch below and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

Mom, can I have cold pizza for breakfast?

If you need me, I'll be outside painting Greek letters on the house and looking for a kegerator.

— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) January 2, 2014


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