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Best Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Read the latest batch below and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

Mom, can I have cold pizza for breakfast?

If you need me, I'll be outside painting Greek letters on the house and looking for a kegerator.

— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) January 2, 2014


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